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A GIRL Saves a BOY! Sexism Is Over!: Life and Death Chapters 3 and 4
Yup, this is a thing that’s happening! Just in case you missed it, Ariel and I wrote a whole post just about the foreword, which you should definitely read first. Especially my last paragraph: There’s...
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Beau Almost Gets Murdered, So Now We Know How That Part Gets Gender-Swapped:...
Life and Death Chapter 7: Nightmare Beau gets home and has another symbolic dream. I’m starting to notice a pattern. “Run, Beau, you have to run!” [Jules] whispered, terrified. “This way, Beau!” It was...
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Beau Pretends He’s In A Soap Opera And This Was Apparently Necessary For The...
Life and Death Chapter 11: Complications Beau and Edythe sit through another movie in the dark and science class and feel “more aware” of each other “like an electrical current” just like last time,...
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Beau Meets The Parents: Life and Death Chapters 15 and 16
Happy Black Friday! Somebody make sure I don’t buy myself a pair of headphones I don’t need. Ok? I read Twilight for you guys. You can do this one for me. Life and Death Chapter 15: The Cullens After...
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The World’s Most Boring Vampires Are Hunting Beau: Life and Death Chapters 19...
Previously in Twilight/Life and Death, new characters showed up and immediately wanted to kill the narrator. Then they all ran away, and are now playing hide and go seek tag. Life and Death Chapter 19:...
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Beau Escapes, Gets His S*** Rocked: Life and Death Chapter 22
Guess what! This is finally where stuff starts to get real different from the original Twilight. This might not be super interesting to you, but what if I told you that Beau gets significantly more...
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Beau Is Already A Vampire: Life and Death Chapter 24
By this point, Beau is a vampyre while Bella is not. This really just means that Stephanie Meyer wanted to wrap up her rewrite of Twilight, rather than commit to releasing cash grab rewrites of the...
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Beau Assures Werewolves That This Is a Good Ending: Life and Death Epilogue...
Today we finish the absurdly long epilogue to Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined, where Beau is meeting with werewolves that have never been in the story until now and serve no narrative purpose, just...
View ArticleWhat If Twilight… But EDWARD?: BBGT Reads (Some of) Midnight Sun
It’s almost a dare to have a website titled “Bad Books Good Times” and then have nothing to say about the release of the long unfinished, unreleased Midnight Sun. Yes, yes, it’s quite a time to be...
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